Meals, No Longer On Wheels

WASHINGTON: Trump announced his plan to end funding for “Meals On Wheels” for seniors today. In a coffee meeting about the event, a small child cleverly pointed out that if we keep feeding the old people “they’ll keep living …and some of them smell funny” The child went on to say “I don’t really know where old people come from but meals on wheels sounds dangerous and my gran can barely rollerskate”.

Sometimes they smell funny.