Category Archives: NEWS

Meals, No Longer On Wheels

WASHINGTON: Trump announced his plan to end funding for “Meals On Wheels” for seniors today. In a coffee meeting about the event, a small child cleverly pointed out that if … Continue reading

March 17, 2017

Now Official. Sometimes It’s Hard To Be A Woman.

NASHVILLE: We all know Tammy Wynettes song, “sometimes it’s hard to be a woman”, but now it’s official, it really is. We spoke to several people who had heard the song … Continue reading

March 17, 2017

Trump – It’s Official

WASHINGTON – President Trump via an insightful interview with Fox news admitted today that he’s been reading things. Lot’s of things about things in fact. He also pointed out when … Continue reading

March 17, 2017

He Never Mentions His Son & Here’s Why

Because we made this story up so you would click on it and he doesn’t have a son. Although to be fair, rumor has it one of the twins he’s … Continue reading

February 26, 2017

Women Welcomes Harassing Calls

OHIO – 67 year old mother of seven has finally found a way to enjoy telemarketing calls. “I used to answer the phone with dread” Beatrice Razzilano told us “and then … Continue reading

November 15, 2016

Obama Comforts Trump Terror

WASHINGTON—President-elect Donald Trump and President Obama met for the first time Thursday with the eyes of the world on them. After the meeting was finished Trump could be heard telling … Continue reading

November 13, 2016

Just A Small Prick?

ROOTERS (KFC) A male contraceptive injection is to be delayed due to potential ‘side effects’ a report sometime in the week announced. A health professional quizzed about the decision pointed out  “God forbid … Continue reading

November 1, 2016