Meals, No Longer On Wheels
WASHINGTON: Trump announced his plan to end funding for “Meals On Wheels” for seniors today. In a coffee meeting about the event, a small child cleverly pointed out that if … Continue reading
Now Official. Sometimes It’s Hard To Be A Woman.
NASHVILLE: We all know Tammy Wynettes song, “sometimes it’s hard to be a woman”, but now it’s official, it really is. We spoke to several people who had heard the song … Continue reading
Past Cast – March 1st
March 1st (first) was unseasonably warm unless you were somewhere where it was unseasonably cold. “It was definitely chilly today” said one person who asked not to be identified. Some … Continue reading
Trump – It’s Official
WASHINGTON – President Trump via an insightful interview with Fox news admitted today that he’s been reading things. Lot’s of things about things in fact. He also pointed out when … Continue reading
He Never Mentions His Son & Here’s Why
Because we made this story up so you would click on it and he doesn’t have a son. Although to be fair, rumor has it one of the twins he’s … Continue reading
ManDate -To Split or not to Split, that is the Question…
A man asked me out the other night, ok, probably doesn’t sound so exciting, it has happened before after all…but let me tell you what happened and why I’m writing … Continue reading
Women Welcomes Harassing Calls
OHIO – 67 year old mother of seven has finally found a way to enjoy telemarketing calls. “I used to answer the phone with dread” Beatrice Razzilano told us “and then … Continue reading
Obama Comforts Trump Terror
WASHINGTON—President-elect Donald Trump and President Obama met for the first time Thursday with the eyes of the world on them. After the meeting was finished Trump could be heard telling … Continue reading
Just A Small Prick?
ROOTERS (KFC) A male contraceptive injection is to be delayed due to potential ‘side effects’ a report sometime in the week announced. A health professional quizzed about the decision pointed out “God forbid … Continue reading
Man V Woman
Diary Series – GOING FOR A RUN MAN 6.00 Get up and get dressed in shorts (too hot for shirt) 6.15 Go for a run 6.45 Return home WOMAN 6:00 Awake – No one … Continue reading