Obama Comforts Trump Terror

WASHINGTON—President-elect Donald Trump and President Obama met for the first time Thursday with the eyes of the world on them. After the meeting was finished Trump could be heard telling … Continue reading

November 13, 2016

Just A Small Prick?

ROOTERS (KFC) A male contraceptive injection is to be delayed due to potential ‘side effects’ a report sometime in the week announced. A health professional quizzed about the decision pointed out  “God forbid … Continue reading

November 1, 2016

Man V Woman

Diary Series – GOING FOR A RUN MAN 6.00 Get up  and get dressed in shorts (too hot for shirt) 6.15 Go for a run 6.45 Return home WOMAN 6:00 Awake – No one … Continue reading

October 19, 2016

Dangerous Women To Be Released

After several rapes of women in New York’s Central park, Police have announced they will release 250 highly trained female fighters armed with nunchucks and knives into the area.  He stated that the release … Continue reading

October 8, 2016

Horoscope – September 2019

Gemini | May 21 to June 20 Don’t go out Friday, nothing good will come of it. Keep up your energy up by connecting with old pizza boxes. Cancer | June … Continue reading

September 1, 2016

Top Lady Tips For Summer!

Summer is fast approaching so here’s your top tips for looking great this year! 1.) Get a fake tan – first, take lot of time exfoliating  preferably with really expensive … Continue reading

August 16, 2016

ACK – Kiss Off?

WASHINGTON – Ever had one of those moments, when you just met someone, then you’re expected to kiss them? If you don’t know what I’m talking about…Congratulations! You may well … Continue reading

July 31, 2016