LOS ANGELES – After an intriguing interview on daytime talk show Ellen, Scientists around the globe agreed that Mr Kayne West (aka Yeezy Dr. Martin Louie the King, Konman, Tarantino da Vinci, Louis Vitton Don or the Jr.Chocolatey Socrates ) really ‘brung it’ to a whole new level…of ‘Kaynazy’.
“I mean we’ve seen a lot of crazy things over the last few years what with the reality shows and the suchlike, but I think we can all agree that when we start hitting these heady heights of narcissism we need to be able to label it something new. Our previous Crazy scale went up to Mariah but this time, that just wasn’t going to cut it”.
I think its best we finish with a quote from the Chocolate Socrates himself “I am the number one human being in music. That means any person that’s living or breathing is number two.” I think we can all agree when it comes to Kaynazy, he really is number 1.