New Way To Slow Down Time Finally Uncovered

Discovered quite purely by accident, a Wisconsin woman name Wendy has finally discovered the secret to slowing down time. Initially she thought it was just a fluke that when she brushed her teeth with her new electric toothbrush time seemed to slow down like an Adam Sandler film. “It was like, the longest 2 minutes of my life, except for when I sometimes have to converse with my 3 year old that sometimes feels longer but still, not as long as when I brush my teeth with that damn electric toothbrush, and certainly nothing could ever be as long as an Adam Sandler film” she explained.