Man Dates Younger Woman

When a Senior Leftfield movie reviewer googled ‘latest releases’ to watch in the privacy of her own home, she admitted her initial intention was to simply gaze at attractive men whilst “kinda watching a movie”  This simple desire was nearly tragically thwarted when she was besieged by reports that Henry Cahill, the man from, The Man from U.N.C.L.E. was dating a younger woman. “I was just so shocked when I first saw the headline, I wasn’t sure what to make of it, some people’s heads are quite rightly exploding because this sort of thing just doesn’t happen” she explained.

Another person who reads articles on the internet, Tonya O’Neil, was firmly in agreement with the unnamed reviewer, “I too was surprised. I mean it’s happened a couple of times with a few select celebrities, like, Woody Allen, Hugh Heffner, Dick Van Dyke, Mick Jagger, Ronnie Wood, John Cleese, Tom Cruise, Tony Curtis, Fred Astaire, Patrick Stewart, Dennis Hopper, Rodney Dangerfield, Bradley Cooper, Ryan Phillippe, Jeff Goldblum, Rod Stewart, Harrison Ford, Warren Beatty, Michael Douglas, Alec Baldwin, Clint Eastwood, Kelsey Grammer, Pretty Much all Men in Successful Rock Bands, Donald Trump and my next door neighbor, but apart from that, I’m as surprised as the next person…if that next person is the movie reviewer that we were just talking about.”

The man from, The Man From U.N.C.L.E who also sometimes goes by the name of Henry Cahill, Henry, or Mr Cahill, at the time this article went to print, could not be reached for comment.

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This entry was posted on February 21, 2016 by in ENTERTAINMENT, NEWS, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , .
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