Monthly Archives: April, 2016

Being Ginger Classed As Disability

The New Zealand Ginger Minister of Affairs (Gohn Gary, AKA The Ginister) announced that being Ginger will now qualify all ‘real’ gingers for a disability allowance. “It’s long been speculated … Continue reading

April 17, 2016

The Lord Says Enough Is Enough

In an interview earlier today his holiness pointed out he really doesn’t need any money. “To be honest with you, there’s really nothing I can do with the cash up … Continue reading

April 5, 2016

Rapper Admits Not Just B*tches Be Crazy

During the filming of his latest music video, a totally street rapper pointed out that even though both him and his rock steady crew like to say “bitches be crazy” that … Continue reading

April 5, 2016