Porn Stars Get Off

IDAHO – In a debate earlier today, several republican candidates pondered current laws which prosecute prostitutes but let’s the porn industry…get off.

An unnamed republican of the male persuasion was quoted as saying, “we’re not so keen on prostitutes being paid because we don’t think woman should be able charge for sex really, it sets a dangerous precedence, I mean, they might get ideas”.

When challenged by a local woman as to why then it’s legal to be a porn star when they also ‘get paid for sex’, he pointed out, “To be honest, I would prefer if they didn’t get paid either, but it’s really tricky getting girls to have sex on camera and not pay them. God know’s I’ve tried. So if we want porn, I would recommend that we adapt Presidential candidate Marco Rubio’s great idea”.

The sweaty unnamed candidate went on to explain that Rubio’s proposal was to seize money from prostitutes and then award it to the those who ‘blew the whistle’ on the sex workers. “Now, if we do the same thing with porn stars, we could effectively pay them, but then seize the money back later under the same law….it’s genius really.”

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