What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?
REUTERS – 99% of people in a recent survey revealed that being a white man would be their preference as they grow older. One 25 year old woman named Cindy pointed out … Continue reading
Scientists Coin New Level of ‘Kaynazy’
LOS ANGELES – After an intriguing interview on daytime talk show Ellen, Scientists around the globe agreed that Mr Kayne West (aka Yeezy Dr. Martin Louie the King, Konman, Tarantino da Vinci, Louis Vitton Don or the Jr.Chocolatey Socrates ) really ‘brung it’ to a whole … Continue reading
Finally! Best Wife Beating Method – Revealed!
SAUDI – How many times have you wanted to beat your wife but refrained worried that you just “didn’t know the best way”? Well, fortunately now, there’s a solution. A … Continue reading
Porn Stars Get Off
IDAHO – In a debate earlier today, several republican candidates pondered current laws which prosecute prostitutes but let’s the porn industry…get off. An unnamed republican of the male persuasion was quoted … Continue reading
Poor People – Please Just Stop It
NEW YORK – In a ruling by banks earlier today it was decided that not having enough money was still an excellent reason to charge customers money. “We charge a service … Continue reading
Study Shows People Who #Hastag More Annoying
BOSTON – It was revealed in a study by a local woman that people who ‘hastag’ especially on Facebook where it ‘doesn’t really work’ are way more annoying than those who … Continue reading
Past Cast – May 1st
Can’t remember what yesterday was like? Well never fear, past cast is here. May 1st was mild and pleasant, sunshine with a hint of frost. Depending on where you were … Continue reading
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