Blown Away
Agricultural scientists today announced that they were shocked that pretty much no, Leaf Blowers have been gunned down. Dr Patty (Pat) Cox pointed out “It’s just seems incredible to me that what … Continue reading
Shhh..oes
It’s what the attractive fashion forward set are calling S’hoes this year. Not just any shoes mind you but shoes that make a difference. “These shoes shout out affirmations as … Continue reading
Man Dates Younger Woman
When a Senior Leftfield movie reviewer googled ‘latest releases’ to watch in the privacy of her own home, she admitted her initial intention was to simply gaze at attractive men … Continue reading
So Soft, so Luxurious – Why do Ladies get to have all the fun?
Utah has rejected legislation and voted to keep it’s tax on tampons. An Aunt of Susan Duckworth who sponsored the legislation pointed out “I guess the voting panel which consisted of … Continue reading
Female Person Makes Money
The world’s youngest female self-made billionaire Elizabeth Holmes, has been helping women forge ahead in the male dominated world of tech. The entrepreneur explains “I really believe it’s like the four-minute mile,” … Continue reading
A Dildo To The Face -Just What The Doctor Ordered?
During an emotional political gathering in New Zealand today a dildo was enthusiastically hiffed towards a prominent politicians visage. Doctor Phazer who was called to the scene explained “a good … Continue reading
Taylor Swift Wins – but at what cost?
What started as an innocent google session to look for healthy role models turned into a nightmare today for one California resident. Ms P. Tonbe was just taking time … Continue reading
A Bird in the Hand, No longer Worth Two in the Bush
After much debate in Parliament today it has been officially decided that a bird in the hand is no longer worth 2 in the bush. “A Bird in the hand … Continue reading
New Way To Slow Down Time Finally Uncovered
Discovered quite purely by accident, a Wisconsin woman name Wendy has finally discovered the secret to slowing down time. Initially she thought it was just a fluke that when she … Continue reading
NEWSFLASH: YOU CAN GET WHATEVER YOU WANT
Turns out life tips are everywhere so why exactly are we all still poor? In a bid to make you ‘OK’ with poverty some experts recommend this simple fix for … Continue reading
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