Finally! Best Wife Beating Method – Revealed!
SAUDI – How many times have you wanted to beat your wife but refrained worried that you just “didn’t know the best way”? Well, fortunately now, there’s a solution. A … Continue reading
Porn Stars Get Off
IDAHO – In a debate earlier today, several republican candidates pondered current laws which prosecute prostitutes but let’s the porn industry…get off. An unnamed republican of the male persuasion was quoted … Continue reading
Poor People – Please Just Stop It
NEW YORK – In a ruling by banks earlier today it was decided that not having enough money was still an excellent reason to charge customers money. “We charge a service … Continue reading
Study Shows People Who #Hastag More Annoying
BOSTON – It was revealed in a study by a local woman that people who ‘hastag’ especially on Facebook where it ‘doesn’t really work’ are way more annoying than those who … Continue reading
Past Cast – May 1st
Can’t remember what yesterday was like? Well never fear, past cast is here. May 1st was mild and pleasant, sunshine with a hint of frost. Depending on where you were … Continue reading
Being Ginger Classed As Disability
The New Zealand Ginger Minister of Affairs (Gohn Gary, AKA The Ginister) announced that being Ginger will now qualify all ‘real’ gingers for a disability allowance. “It’s long been speculated … Continue reading
The Lord Says Enough Is Enough
In an interview earlier today his holiness pointed out he really doesn’t need any money. “To be honest with you, there’s really nothing I can do with the cash up … Continue reading
Rapper Admits Not Just B*tches Be Crazy
During the filming of his latest music video, a totally street rapper pointed out that even though both him and his rock steady crew like to say “bitches be crazy” that … Continue reading
Airline Chooses More Choice
International airline Etihad, has widened it’s flight path by forming alliances with other airlines that also have planes and fly places. “This is a unique and exciting venture” said an … Continue reading
Unconsious Women Need To Stop Making Porn
Chrissy Chambers, is a singer and video blogger who has a combined following of 580,000 subscribers and nearly 200 million views on her youtube channel. Yes, that’s already annoying, but … Continue reading
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