Dangerous Women To Be Released
After several rapes of women in New York’s Central park, Police have announced they will release 250 highly trained female fighters armed with nunchucks and knives into the area. He stated that the release … Continue reading
Horoscope – September 2019
Gemini | May 21 to June 20 Don’t go out Friday, nothing good will come of it. Keep up your energy up by connecting with old pizza boxes. Cancer | June … Continue reading
Top Lady Tips For Summer!
Summer is fast approaching so here’s your top tips for looking great this year! 1.) Get a fake tan – first, take lot of time exfoliating preferably with really expensive … Continue reading
ACK – Kiss Off?
WASHINGTON – Ever had one of those moments, when you just met someone, then you’re expected to kiss them? If you don’t know what I’m talking about…Congratulations! You may well … Continue reading
Groups Of Men To Be Banned?
A law asserting that groups of men should be kept to a maximum of…2 may be bought before the supreme court today. Several women behind the proposed law pointed out … Continue reading
HOROSCOPE / Manguide A – J
Adam Adam’s make great friends but you often won’t want to bone them even though they’re probably better for you than a Zac or a Cody – They are often … Continue reading
Free Willie? Rape v Ribs
WACO – In 2013 a Texas jury sentenced Willie Smith (not related to Will Smith) to 50 years in prison for stealing a rack of pork ribs. Whilst Willie is rotting … Continue reading
Sunscreen Kills
OHIO – It looks like sunscreen could be killing coral. Not that lovely color we find in the stores, but actual alive beautiful coral which grows beneath the sea, yet what on … Continue reading
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?
REUTERS – 99% of people in a recent survey revealed that being a white man would be their preference as they grow older. One 25 year old woman named Cindy pointed out … Continue reading
Scientists Coin New Level of ‘Kaynazy’
LOS ANGELES – After an intriguing interview on daytime talk show Ellen, Scientists around the globe agreed that Mr Kayne West (aka Yeezy Dr. Martin Louie the King, Konman, Tarantino da Vinci, Louis Vitton Don or the Jr.Chocolatey Socrates ) really ‘brung it’ to a whole … Continue reading
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